thealbinoweave:

you can literally go to any part of a history book and it’s about white people fucking things up

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek)

I just don’t trust people who say they don’t masturbate

(Source: breakmeofimpatience)